selinas
“We are not soulmates because our hands intertwine perfectly or because our kisses are like fireworks. We are not soulmates because we never argue or fight. We are not soulmates because we hold each other perfectly or understand each other without speaking. We are not soulmates because of any of those things. But we are soulmates for sure. Because even when we argue or fight, we will never ever give up on each other. Soulmates don’t have to be perfect. They just have to hold on, and never let go.”requested by → anon
majormeilani
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
[ID: screenshot of a Facebook post in Raised Bed Gardening with the poster's name removed. Post reads, "Carrot package says 60 days. It's been 70 days now and pulled one. What should I have done differently. 22 inches of greens and 1.5 of carrot." Included is a photo of an extremely long, lush carrot green terminating in a tiny carrot, with tape measure for scale. End ID]
which of these listed tumblr job types is yours
retail
food service (incl. restaurants, cafes, bars, cafeterias, etc)
teacher, professor, or childcare provider
engineer
parks and wildlife, outdoor research, animal husbandry, & farming
librarian, archivist, docent, or other “knowledge” hospitality
writer. like “regularly paid by an organization or clients” not like “aspiring”
artist, illustrator, graphic designer, ditto
healthcare and caregiving
you do not have a common tumblr job type listed above
you see whenever i dont understand someone's sexuality or gender or pronouns or whatever i go "ohwell this has nothing to do w me!" and move on w my day
when i see people constantly bitching about the way this person identifies i will defend them to death even tho i do not understand bc i think there's better things to do than sit there and throw a temper tantrum bc someone on the internet whom i will never ever meet uses confusing pronouns or uses a contradictory label that doesnt make sense. it is what it is
also when i see this person constantly being harassed bc of their labels, i finally go look up what their labels mean and then i say "wow! this person is so epic actually" and then i shoot everyone who were harassing them in the face w eye missiles and kill them all instantly
#remember reading someones description of a gender that genuinely made me reread a couple times and i STILL didnt understand and then i went #'eh. whatevs. good for you. happy pride' and kept scrolling
exactly. sometimes you just gotta go whatever happy gay pride month to you and then move on w your day. your life will instantly improve if you dont police every single queer identity in the world just bc they dont fit your standards of what a perfect lgbtq+ person should look and act like
bananahomo
obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don't call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans
pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening
children don’t deserve to be cared for because they’re cute and funny or whatever. they deserve to be cared for and loved and treated with dignity because they are human beings who are routinely abused and mistreated by the very people who are mean to protect them. period, end of story.